Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

Comics: Big Nate 07/21

Posted: July 21, 2009 in Comics, Jokes
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P/S: Reminiscing your high school years, eh? hehe~


Comics: (TH)ink 07/21

Posted: July 21, 2009 in Jokes, Malaysia
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P/S: Makes me wonder all these years what’s going on with our MPs in the Parliament sessions. Talk about renaming the diseases’ name (because of its ‘obscenity’)? heck, there are loads more important issues to be taken into account!


Posted: December 31, 2008 in Jokes, World
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Countdown to 2009

P/S: Last post of 2008, I’m off to celebrate the new year now~ (^_^)

A Malaysian Tale

Posted: June 17, 2008 in Jokes
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck, and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We have never had a high official from Malaysia, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. After that you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Yang Berhormat.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules,” says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Get It?