Archive for June, 2008

A Malaysian Tale

Posted: June 17, 2008 in Jokes
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck, and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We have never had a high official from Malaysia, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. After that you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Yang Berhormat.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules,” says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Get It?

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When somebody tells you,

You did a good job on your speech today!

or

Just let yourself go..

Dirty Sexy Money

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'Goodbye, Metabo!'

Unlikely it is being a country that has well been known as a country that encourages healthy living now, overweight people in Japan will be re-educated on living a healthy life. According to The New York Times, this has come into effects under the national Japan law two months ago stating that the Japanese peoples’ waistline limits must measure 33.5 inches and 35.4 inches respectively for men and women. Japan also has taken a leap frog through this weight-loss campaign in the effort to slim down its citizens by re-educating its people after three months who does not lose their weight accordingly.

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So it has been said at wikipedia, iced tea is a form of cold tea, often served in a glass over ice. It may or may not be sweetened. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink. It can be mixed with flavored syrup, with common flavors including lemon, peach, raspberry, lime, and cherry. I thought since icedlemontea is the name of this blog why not give the recipe even eh? icedlemontea is pretty easy to make especially if you are in a hurry for a quick chilled sweet drink. And it is also useful for the ones who let us say, do not dabble much in the kitchen section 😉 a nice drink too to serve for your guest. Enjoy!

Ingredients:

* 100g Rock Sugar
* 100ml Water
* 1L Chilled Tea (from 1 Tea Bag)
* Juice of 1 Lemon
* Ice

Method:

1. Make syrup by dissolving the rock sugar in boiling water. Set aside to cool.
2. Add lemon juice to tea. Stir.
3. Pour into tall glasses with ice.
4. Add syrup to taste.

A Hint of Wisdom

Posted: June 5, 2008 in Reviews & Poetries
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Where the Sidewalk Ends

There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright.
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

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A blogger\'s interpretation of the God of Love when he is in love

The God of Love is in LOVE!?
who is his lover?
she must be a beautiful seed!
to make his fireworks fly
to make Cupid’s arrow shot his heart
to make him feel so high

Let Michelangelo sculpt her!
Let my angels sing with lollipops!
Let babies all gurgle with laughter and surprise!
for I, the God of Love
is in LOVE!

Funny thing love is
to make one care for the other
to make one feels so blessed
to make one even sing in the bathroom again
Funny thing love is…

Oh well, all things must come to an end right? well, it might be for the mocktail recipes that I just shared with you all but fret not, still more to come and I’m not talking about the mocktails anymore. So, let me present to you the last mocktail recipe in my collection..Flamingo.. Enjoy.. hehe 😉

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